DISQUS

krazykellen · 7 months ago

thanks phil, and yes I agree

TCU · 7 months ago

son of a bitch....she is smoking

jose · 7 months ago

third

SpiralAether · 7 months ago

Hott

angelichomicide · 7 months ago

Im a girl and i find that aluring... somethign beautiful about a beautiful body

Cooksey · 7 months ago

holy crap, now thats awesome!

Cooksey · 7 months ago

shut up Ryan.

jose · 7 months ago

thats really hot lol

IGuitarHeroRealHard · 7 months ago

holy shit phil

Ashby2310 · 7 months ago

love your work man, u always make my day just the bit more interesting. Megan Fox cheers

xHazardx · 7 months ago

omg, sexiest girl ALIVE!!! I'd do anything for her!

inspector Fu · 7 months ago

she sleeps in her bra?

that's odd.

Veritas · 7 months ago

Not really. My GF sleeps naked.

Missyjane · 7 months ago

sleeping in a bra is much diff then sleeping naked.. a bra would be a lot more uncomfortable

sylan0 · 7 months ago

i have an ex that as far as i know still does... tho hers was an old one that didnt have the underwire in it =/

Daniel · 7 months ago

Phil,

You are an officer and a gentleman.

Dshark · 7 months ago

Very niiiice...

Veritas · 7 months ago

Very hot, I'd do her.

scooter1805 · 7 months ago

I Do Believe

Blah · 7 months ago

Isn't she a man

Russ · 7 months ago

I'd do him

alfff · 7 months ago

yeeee

Kate the Awesome · 7 months ago

I think this video shows that girls don't need to be twiggy to look sexy. I mean, she is slender and healthy looking, not super skinny

Timothy · 7 months ago

Actually she is skinny. But man is she looking sexy.. I would give it my best shot to get to know her better, (If I had time, energy, money and lived in the US of A). Which I don't. I always wonder if ladies with such a beautiful exterior have a beautiful interior aswell. Then she would really be someone to admire.

Neolite · 7 months ago

Oh my fucking god that is the hottest thing ever

Kevin · 7 months ago

gotta love it, very nice :]

HarryManSteak · 7 months ago

That was pretty brilliant, i felt like such a voyeur though. lol.

Jason · 7 months ago

Ya know its tim4es like these that I start to feel REALLY bad for her future sons, cuz holy shit if my friends mom's looked like that, I'd have everything but the cure by now!

Gr3m1in · 7 months ago

She seems rather lonely to me, and restless. There's a whole 'last person alive' feel to the video. Sleep late, lay around, eat, stare into the mirror for company. It's gripping, yet sad.

Anna · 7 months ago

i totally agree/you took the words right out of my head and made them into cohesive sentences.

Kpax · 7 months ago

That's just what I was thinking. It was hot for sure, but it was also lonely and kinda... idunno. She just stood there, staring at the flaming grill, looking like she didn't know what she was doing. And then she just ate her hotdog or whatever it was, all alone. I mean, if you're using the barbecue grill, why aren't all your friends over for a cookout? Or at least your neighbors would've smelled it and come over to see what's going on.

sammmm · 7 months ago

i agreed most when she was sitting by the pool with her feet in the water. she looked around like she was sad no one was around to enjoy her wealth and fortune with, just very lonely and lost.

homerrulezzzz · 7 months ago

i love you so much for this!!!

vz4ick · 7 months ago

Is it just me, or is she prettiest when she's looking straight at the camera?

bulbusboofaunt · 7 months ago

I never FULLY got everyone's obsession with Megan Fox. Post that first bit with her waking up though, I get it now. Though for me after that it was just ok... If it had ended there I think I still would have been amazed.

Stephanie Robertson · 7 months ago

She is soo gorgeous.

Jay · 7 months ago

Thanks man.

mandy · 7 months ago

As a straight girl even I think I have to say, i would!

ah to look like that.

Brad · 7 months ago

She is definatley the sexiest actress.
There is some better stuff going around on the internet.

Chelsea · 7 months ago

Holy cow. I'm a girl, and even I'm turned on. It was a photo shoot so I think she was supposed to be alone. I seriously wish I was her. Just like most every girl alive. She's so freaking hot.

tonix · 7 months ago

damn that's hot, i like her honesty

Alice · 7 months ago

Thank you phil ;3;
thank you SO much

^I fucked her · 7 months ago

I fucked that shit right up

Timothy · 7 months ago

she's not even that hot

what's the big deal?

KAMADO · 7 months ago

(SLAP ACROSS THE FACE) whats wrong with u

tonix · 7 months ago

GAY

Lorelei26 · 7 months ago

I agree, and I love women AND men. :)

Note to the retards: I'm very much a woman, thank you.

KAMADO · 7 months ago

i would love to wake up to that any day, thank u phil i am forever indebted to u for the next 30 seconds 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 27... 28... 29.... 30 YAY IM FREE

CoincidenceTheory · 7 months ago

I love how she wakes up 'n drinks a beer... way to be a rolemodel...

CoincidenceTheory · 7 months ago

(for example, Chelsea @ 11:07 wrote that she 'seriously wishes she was her')

Be Real · 7 months ago

...yes you are so right we should definitely take her off all television and movie appearances...for exercising her right to drink at 21...how dare she!!! ...idiot...Be Real

Casey · 7 months ago

God, she is the most beautiful woman ever

MasterGlitch · 7 months ago

At first when I read that post, I read the second half of that first sentence as "rocking out of the black bra and panties." Needless to say, I was mildly disappointed after getting my hopes up that high.

STITSO · 7 months ago

Megan would be perfect for a Car's Junior (Cj's) commercial, biting into a a burger. Thanks Phill! You are THE MAN!

tonix · 7 months ago

Don't you mean CARL's Jr.?

Hunter · 7 months ago

What is one supposed to say after that?

SpaceMan · 7 months ago

she should go see a doctor.....she cant seem to sit still :p

eric · 7 months ago

thank you!

Major_Casualtie · 7 months ago

I could watch this video for days straight.

She's not the prettiest woman in the world, but she's pretty damn close.

Thanks Phil.

Travis · 7 months ago

damn

Krystal · 7 months ago

Damn...in that man's shirt, she's frickin' hot. I try to not like her, but she's hot...

catherine · 7 months ago

i'm a girl, & i think she's okay looking. Far too many tattoos.

Although i would kill for a body like that... other than that she's nothing too special. *shrug*

tonix · 7 months ago

you just said you would kill for a body like that, she has to be special... unless you are a serial killer, then killing is nothing to you.

catherine · 7 months ago

she has the same body as every celebrity. it's not specifically hers that i'd kill for... it's the whole washboard abs thing.

Be Real · 7 months ago

or maybe its not the washboard abs thing, and more so the fact you are Fat, Ugly, and a Hater...Be Real

SarahhhD · 7 months ago

The video was alluring, for the fact that she's a legit good actress and she made it seem very alone, which makes you wonder why? She's not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I think its how she carries herself is how people perceive her to be beautiful. Its obvious she feels comfortable in her own skin. THAT is what is beautiful about her.

mr. maestoso · 7 months ago

... . . . .. ......

...... . ........ . *blink blink* . . . . . . . *picks jaw up off floor* . . ...... *blink*........

westcoastcan · 7 months ago

I'm not sure why I watched the whole thing.. I'm a girl and straight.. I guess I was still mesmerized.

DrummerGuy00 · 7 months ago

thank you phil..it was hot

randy · 7 months ago

I like this kinda stuff, it's more "real" i guess you could say. You get the looks, the life, and music. She is absolutely bomb. Usually i don't dig girls with tat's, but she makes 'em work. To bad she won't stay this hot forever :-/

Andrew · 7 months ago

Oh my god thank you Phil, you're more of a prophet, less of a comedian.

sylan0 · 7 months ago

not gonna lie, the main thing i thought of for that shirt/ swimsuit/ whatever she was wearing the first part by the pool, was wow that would leave really weird tan lines... not gonna say it wasnt a good video tho =D

Love_Reaper · 7 months ago

It's so sad that she is only hot with make up on.

Be Real · 7 months ago

...um...your dumb. Be Real

Patch · 7 months ago

Well.. now would you look at that.. my pants seem to be quite ruined..

Bob · 7 months ago

While the bra and panties are a beautiful sight I am a garter and stockings man myself. There's something about a woman's legs that drive me wild.

david · 7 months ago

My GOD i cant believe she wakes up that hot.

MetaAlpha · 7 months ago

Pretty face, she almost looks Eurasian. I think she would do well to play that up even more. Otherwise, the photoshoot was boring and surprisingly superficial. She came across as some lonely, vacuous mall girl obsessing over her appearance. Not truly awful, but not particularly trouser-troubling either.

Be Real · 7 months ago

or maybe the reason it wasn't "trouser-troubling" is because you are in fact a homosexual...the only thing vacuous is your mouth when a man is around. Be Real

tonix · 7 months ago

I'd hit it. but i'm not sure about all those tattoos, not a big fan. I still would do her.

Thanks phil, made my day.

Ozaveggie · 7 months ago

sooooooooooooooooooo hot

dont really like the ink, like graffiti on a work of art

also didnt like the swim suit so much

still soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot

Michael · 7 months ago

damn, she's hot and she knows it. so that means I have no chance...but phil on the other hand... well he already has a hot GF so it'd be unfair of him to get megan too. But he wants to go for her, I could take his current GF XD I kid...I have no chance with her either hehe
Note to self: more sleep = less ramble.

Be Real · 7 months ago

more sleep = less time hating yourself...get a life. Be Real

Pelle Ravn · 7 months ago

I definitely agree! I think Megan Fox is one of the sexiest girls at this time!

vschiralli · 7 months ago

HOLY CRAP I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS...
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF SHE SLEEPS IN HER BRA & PANTIES I WOULD FUCK HER IN THE BUTT IN A HEART BEAT

ugly · 7 months ago

cute but tooooo skinny

Be Real · 7 months ago

Sorry she can't be obese like the girls you usually pay for...Be Real

monkey · 7 months ago

Nom nom nom nom nom :P

Steep Gradient · 7 months ago

I wonder who's hitting that... I hate them.

Steep Gradient · 7 months ago

...because I'm NOT! =D

Mia · 7 months ago

Looks hot except for that horrible tat down her side.

Be Real · 7 months ago

Let he who is with a Hotter woman cast the first bash comment! loser Be Real

Justin4RonPaul · 7 months ago

Shes hot but she has some really stupid tats...

Kim · 7 months ago

What you think are stupid tats cuold be something incredibly personal to her. You just never know!

P.S. She is ridiculusly gorgeous! I swear I'd almost go gay for her...

Drake · 7 months ago

I speak for all the human race when I say:

Thank you, Phil. And thank you, God, for giving her to us.

Can't wait for Transformers 2. :D

KeaR · 7 months ago

Very sexy. I like Megan. She has not only a good (hot) body, but also a nice smile and is a nice actress.

Thanks, Phil. Nice birthday present for me (yup, today my b-day)

Antmysta · 7 months ago

She is insanely beautiful! how do i download this video for "personal" use...haha i'm just kidding..no seriously how do i download it lol

hori · 7 months ago

ets see that again in slow motion :D

Hanne · 7 months ago

Megan is without a doubt beautiful
..and sexy-trashy...which isn't bad ..it's just going to limit her (bye bye Disney Dollars..) but if Angelina Jolie, to whom she is often compared can go from tongue kissing her brother at award shows to being a UN-saint..
.. then the world is potentially Megans oyster..

Be Real · 7 months ago

...if the world is her oyster...does that make all the kids who beat it to her pics her Pearl Necklace? Be Real

JoJo · 7 months ago

ok,ok, So it must be so hard waking up and looking THAT good every morning. If I could be her for one day I would literally lay and bed and do nothing but masturbate all day. Second, I would do sick, unforgivable, incredibly nasty things to be with her.

Be Real · 7 months ago

...so you would go gay and kill a baby just for some hair pie...man you need to get laid...Be Real

heftylefty · 7 months ago

Hit it.

kalli · 7 months ago

my god... she even looks hot while eating a chicken with her hands...!

offroader21 · 7 months ago

Let me know if anybody finds my jaw cause DAMN

Be Real · 7 months ago

...under your desk in that pile of goo...sick bro. Be Real

NinjaJJ · 7 months ago

Thank you phil
Thank you

Max · 7 months ago

Well Phil what i say to her is she would look better naked.

Benji · 7 months ago

I jizzed in my pants.

edward · 7 months ago

Why does she have instructions tatooed on her side? Or is it just a shopping list?

Be Real · 7 months ago

It's a List of guys who don't have a chance with her...guess who is number 1 there champ?...that's right YOU! Jonny tell the loser what he wins...AN UGLY GIRLFRIEND AND BORING LIFE!!! yay for you! Be Real

philip · 7 months ago

damn am i the only one how thinks the swim suit is hot???

O and thank you phil thank you so much !!!

Linden69 · 7 months ago

Dude...I can't stand short stubby thumbs with short stubby nails. You're killing me.
Wanna see some furr and early morning dew.

JohnSmith · 7 months ago

mmmmm... Miller Lite

Jordan · 7 months ago

Wot song is this? Megan fox is unreal btw!

Alex · 7 months ago

What the fuck, picture no loady loady...

Awesome · 7 months ago

Director: Just do stuff that gives me a boner and I'll record it

Be Real · 7 months ago

...AND CUT! good work Megan...that's a WRAP! Be Real

Chris · 7 months ago

Megan Fox is the most beautiful girl i could watch that all day.. as creepy as that sounds. Kind of a wierd video of her just hanging out by herself smiling lol but still.

Steve · 7 months ago

So hot we all just watched this with our eyes glued to the screen, and she wasn't even really doing anything


Imagine waking up next to that! Heaven on earth

kiwi · 7 months ago

I think she's one of the most beautiful women out there. I think if I could look like anyone, I'd want to look like her but curvier and without the tattoos.

phil is not realy the shit · 7 months ago

what the hell megan fox is hot but phil aint the shit

Remy · 7 months ago

She is so stunning. I would definitely go lezbo for her. I have a question for all you boys though. Do you guys like that swim suit on her? Trying to decide what to get for the summer. Is it too slutty?

luvvvv · 7 months ago

Oh my god... I'm a girl- and straight- but she is so damn sexy.

Drew1231 · 7 months ago

MEGA camel toe on the bathing suit.

hj · 7 months ago

words cannot describe how sexy she is.

xRoD89x · 7 months ago

thanks phil.

Rodrigo · 7 months ago

Holly shit Phill !!!

She is soooo hot that i cry after the video end!

Wow i wanna marry her do her over and over!!!

wIckedbux · 7 months ago

why is life worth living when I can't be with Megan Fox...

Be Real · 7 months ago

Because you can still have Ryan Seacrest...Be Real

MacV8 · 7 months ago

Phill,i had a really fucked up day and You just mede it great:D RESPECT!!!

ryan c · 7 months ago

Thanks Phil! I was wondering where I left my shirt.

Chris · 7 months ago

I just came. Man, I love Megan Fox.

daniel · 7 months ago

phil, you are my hero. if for no other reason than finding this video for everybody.you're awesome man!

AlysiumX · 7 months ago

i want i want!

ksbfhaebfva · 7 months ago

I thinkk Angelina is better and brad pitt is a lucky son of a bitch. I think one of the hottest is Beyonce or someone else I can't think of on the spot. O and Jay- Z is a lucky SOB too.

fan · 7 months ago

this is why i watch your vids

ps. thanks

Notme · 7 months ago

Ehm, you DID notice that the clip was about Megan Fox right?

IgnominiouZ · 7 months ago

Angelina is an ape in comparison with MF.

biff · 7 months ago

I just wish she would put on a few pounds. I think she has an eating disorder.

Brian · 7 months ago

She is eating in the video

Brian · 7 months ago

I definitely need to disagree! If i were to pick who would give a better BlowJob, then yes Jolie for sure! But based on looks alone, Fox is hands down way better looking! And Beyonce is black so she doesn't count!

Jared · 7 months ago

That's Chris Cornell's song Other side of Town!!

BEn · 7 months ago

no its not
its climbing up the walls by chris cornell

Spaghetti cat · 7 months ago

Cameltoe

EffinJofus · 7 months ago

omg...RIGHT!

that guy with the head · 7 months ago

freak

Locksley McPherson Jnr · 7 months ago

Wow. That is all I can say to this. Wow!

Thank you Phill, thank you Esquire, most of all THANK YOU MEGAN!

vorcil · 7 months ago

Any chick that drinks a proper beer and is super hot is fine with me.

Trojanbunny063 · 7 months ago

Anyone who considers Miller Lite a proper beer is wrong.

Joe Justice · 7 months ago

hahahaha

hellsreach · 7 months ago

Amen to that. However ANY beer in Megan's hand is just damn sexy,

DrZedVonAwesum · 7 months ago

LOL MILLER LITE IS LIKE SEWER WATER ..n i dont care if Megan fox drinks it ..its Propa Ass Juice

ImaHoe · 7 months ago

So true. Put a 1888 Bock or Backwoods Bastard in her hand instead of that piss water.

Koenigsegg · 7 months ago

Wow.

scotty · 7 months ago

you might think im a pervert but there is some cameltoe at 58 1/2
YEAH

Derek_Z10 · 7 months ago

Nah ur not a pervert just an awesome person for spotting that so every straight man watching knows where to pause at.

Omar · 7 months ago

OMG, this was the best 3 minutes of my day!! Thanks Phil!!

Jamon · 7 months ago

I haz secks nao?

Ryan · 7 months ago

i think....umm....yeah i want to be one her.

welcometodie! · 7 months ago

anyone else feel like a stalker after watching this LOL... and angelina's lips are too freaky for her to be hot... once they are more than half the face.. its just... NO.

bob · 7 months ago

i never knew a woman could be so sexy eating,

thank u very much

Torrie · 7 months ago

Who knew you could eat chicken so seductively?

Einstein · 7 months ago

oh god... that swimsuit.... those stockings....

Greg · 7 months ago

Oh wow.. HOTNESS

Steven · 7 months ago

I Jizzed In My Pants.

TALENT · 7 months ago

y the fuck was she eating a chicken bone

AdoboMaker167 · 7 months ago

You won't believe the many delicacies any culture may have. My parents and grandparents eat the bones of chicken all the time. But i'm not to sure that see was just eating the bone. But the chicken wasnt the thing i was focusing on.

So i'm wondering why were you focusing on the chicken instead of that dam fine meagan fox? lol XD

EffinJofus · 7 months ago

She at something? :-)

Woot! · 7 months ago

Nice! Hot stuff!

ano · 7 months ago

yuk

Eric · 7 months ago

what? why would even think about the word "yuck" when dealing with Megan Fox?

jackle61 · 7 months ago

ano must be vegan,,, doesn't eat chicken, or beaver. :)

bustman23 · 7 months ago

i dislike u ano

Ty · 7 months ago

Megan Fox is definatlly a HIT not a QUIT...whats gross is thinking about all the 13 year old fans of Phil who just got off to that video. lol

Silva · 7 months ago

Wow. She's even hot when she eats messy chicken from the bbq.

devin · 7 months ago

wow

JimmyP · 7 months ago

Drool ......
blood left brain,
can't think ..... did I say Drool yet?

danielsverybored · 7 months ago

simply amazing

afrocass · 7 months ago

O_o!
that is the best thing that has ever been or will ever have been! :P

Wally · 7 months ago

Her face so beautiful...but what happend to her butt....eat some more chicken!

P. · 7 months ago

uh...uh...uh...MORE PLEASE

jalnic3 · 7 months ago

ever been to Roumania?...megan is nothing compared to the girls here...all you need is money and/or a fast/expensive car

Nickap · 7 months ago

all you need is a fast or expensive car? or money? you just pretty much listed to two best ways to get women in every country in the world

Be Real · 7 months ago

um...as real as your statement may be Megan Fox is not a prostitute...thus she beats all of Romanian Women that you speak of. Be Real

Woohoo · 7 months ago

ah say i resemble that remark!

Glenn · 7 months ago

Giggidy Giggidy Goo! Allllll Riiigghtttttttt!

Adrian · 7 months ago

haha... jalnic3 is correct, however, its Romania...

but megan fox is nice.. however those tattoos, don't like em!

teccanina · 7 months ago

dang

Jin · 7 months ago

WOW I seriously cant believe she wakes up that hot. BTW, can someone tell me the name of the song?

L · 7 months ago

im a girl and not a lesbian and i think she is HOT

UnspokenPaper · 7 months ago

Thats what she said...

Alexander · 7 months ago

If I were a straight girl, I would go gay for Megan Fox.

Jin · 7 months ago

WOW I cant believe she wakes up in the morning that hot! Btw can someone help me out, whats the name of the song?

Kashcubed · 7 months ago

THIS IS LIKE TEH BEST BONER FUEL.

Eric · 7 months ago

Megan Fox makes the world a better place. Pictures of her may cure cancer...

Be Real · 7 months ago

...and erectile dysfunction. Be Real

Mickmok · 7 months ago

She is pretty hot in this, all writhing around constantly for no reason at all.

Jodi · 7 months ago

i wish my body looked like that without the tats though i think those are gross

Nick · 7 months ago

The day that Megan Fox spends that much time alone is either when the swine flu has killed 90% of the world's population, or the day that Brad and Angelina break up...either one is a sure sign that Earth is going through the apocalypse.

SammyB · 7 months ago

the things i would do

i bone her ^ · 7 months ago

the thing i would do ot her..........mmmmmmm i would hit that...............with a bat

Shwam · 7 months ago

I was diggin it up until she started on the chicken. Then we had some issues.

Burke · 7 months ago

Word has it Gerard Butler's hounding his producers for her to be in a movie with him. And who can blame him?

Twitter Wallpapers · 7 months ago

WTF chicken bone?

Alehandro · 7 months ago

all i can say is thank you so much phil

Alex · 7 months ago

I think that its awesome that for once, someone with tattoos is being photographed in a magizine that isn't considered "alternative"

Not that I don't like alternative mags, but still. The idea that tattoos are being accepted as artwork, and not only seen as mutilation is freakin awesome

Joe · 7 months ago

dude...the world is a better place...I read on comcast's website that in an interview she said she used to date a russian stripper...thats the best thing ive ever heard in my life

Evan · 7 months ago

I would have my left foot choped off if she had sex. Knee if she went out with me, and Leg if she married me. (after the honey moon)

Ross · 7 months ago

I want her in me.
Wait...what?

doubleelduob · 7 months ago

So look like she likes her some chicken too!

bustman23 · 7 months ago

I just painted my room after seeing that video

scooter · 7 months ago

she looks like she can't get comfortable...

MIK · 7 months ago

FUCK shes hawt, can't believe she thought she looks like a crusty old man

TY PHIL
u jus made my day

ApplePhenom · 7 months ago

if there was a word for expressing a whistle i would use that word in that comment and seccondly she is like awesome!

kENAN · 7 months ago

Can we give her an oscar for that

DEADNOW · 7 months ago

how come i dont have a body like this. time to jump off the building.

Silent Sniper · 7 months ago

My ultimate SEX Fantasy
Jessica Alba And MEgan Fox In My Bed

peter gharib · 7 months ago

Could you imagine waking up to her beside you every morning? mmm :druel

S1C · 7 months ago

Cameltoe spotted xD

Yummy · 7 months ago

Why doesn't my iPod support flash!!!!!

Clint · 7 months ago

I must admit that I am pretty jealous. I really wish I could get paid to wake up, get dressed, eat a chicken sandwich by the pool just once. Rock on Megan

ohdang001 · 7 months ago

am i the only one who saw that at 0:47 there is a bulge in her swimsuit?

kutujames · 7 months ago

Yeah..Megan Fox is amazing! She is so beautiful!

ovechkin_rocks08 · 7 months ago

THANK YOU GOD FOR SOMEONE OF THIS HOT MAGNITUDE!

Wake · 7 months ago

This made my day 1000 times better.

Adam · 7 months ago

ZOMG! You totally would think that Megan Foxx would be this primpy princess, then you see her knockin back a brew and mowin down on some Bar-B, with her Hands! I THINK I HAD MY CARDIO FOR THE DAY!

Sara · 7 months ago

wellll the bathing suit was not exactly flattering her crotch area very well

just sayin.

John D. · 7 months ago

She has a beer or two, grills her own meat, eats it with her bare hands, then goes off and gets her hooker look on. I wish I hadn't seen this video Phil.

lol · 7 months ago

Shes SOO FUCKIN UGLYYYYYYYYY

Crozic · 7 months ago

my english is not good, but i would enjoy to have sex on her.

Ronok · 7 months ago

Thank you Phil! That was very nice =D

AL G's a douche · 7 months ago

Ms. Cali:

The may take her title because of a little side boob?

Maybe if she was out there rubbing them together with baby oil. Then taking pic's of her inflamed lips bulging through. Maybe...

But no that would be a titty hardening turn on.

jonah · 7 months ago

wow thank you phil this was like the totally highlight of my life any girl that drinks beer eat what she wants and looks like that is just plain hot

zeldafan678 · 7 months ago

thx phil it was awesome

xXDark_DepressionXx · 7 months ago

Thank you Phil. And ur right... it does make life better.

pkflake · 7 months ago

yes!!! for girls who are hot and can actually eat food! hahaha soo perfect

Canadianshow · 7 months ago

DAMN!!! She looks better in the Transformer movies then in pics most of the time I think. Probably because she wears a little too much makeup. Either way she's still smokin' hot

cw · 7 months ago

Mmm. Megan Fox.
Wish she drank real beer, but other than that.. mm.

Conrad · 7 months ago

that was there best music vid ever made

Josh · 7 months ago

One word... A-MEN!!!
Thank you so much for the life altering experience that was Megan Fox half naked and eating chicken by the pool. It was truely magnificant. I can see why people not getting there chicken could make some people crazy... especially if that chicken was for her. Delicious...

Cheers,

J

claire · 7 months ago

wow she starts drinking early!
there's a lot more i could say but i wont.

Mr. SmiTy · 7 months ago

What i would do to wake up next to her man

TheBloodRanRed · 7 months ago

I love you Philly, this video makes my Day worth it! XD

Zman · 7 months ago

What did i just watch..

and why are my pants tight

originalquene · 7 months ago

I think this woman looks damn sexy even whe she is eating fatty chiken

SundayDote · 7 months ago

Wow... It feels like shes my girlfriend now. I fucking love her!... O.o But I'm-straight?

Goonie · 7 months ago

No one in their rightful mind would suntan in a bathing suit like that. Just imagine those tan lines...

PoppinChris · 7 months ago

Goooood morning Megan:X

Elfias Macguire · 7 months ago

Lol at her eating chicken, wtf is that about?

Onewaydeadend · 7 months ago

I want to be Her Sheets lol.. First shot was incredible.. then the black DRESS WOOT!! i need a few mins of me time...

Ethan · 7 months ago

God Bless you Phillip de Franco

pyrosdestiny · 7 months ago

Jheeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Scotfever · 7 months ago

DAMN!! she is so hot

Andy · 7 months ago

Was anyone bored by this?

Claire · 7 months ago

wow she actually eats?!

MIke · 7 months ago

The most amazingly awesome video.

Tenocticatl · 7 months ago

What's that tattoo on her side? "if found, please return to...?" A hit list? A sexiness spell? 'Cause I love me some hot magic.

Rob · 7 months ago

BAM! I want her... haha... Dont think i got any blood flow in my brain anymore...

patrick · 7 months ago

hey help me please!!! She is my dream girl i want to make this my screensaver how can i get this wave file. or video??? any ideas fellow phillyd'ers

Deeznuts · 7 months ago

Horrible thumbs!!!!! IJS

bofus · 7 months ago

I always thought she had deformed thumbs. Thanks for confirming!!
BTW: The ink on her arms, torso and elsewhere doesn't detract enough from her deformed thumbs!!!
I do it for sport, tho ;)

hilsdfdsg · 7 months ago

her thumbs arent deformed! its called raquett thumb or something and its genetic

Dylan · 7 months ago

Lol, what's wrong with her thumbs? I didn't see anything wierd...

Tatiana · 7 months ago

She's friggin hot! I had to re-watch to see what you guys are talking about her thumbs.. you can only see 'em really when she's eating the chicken. I've seen MANY ppl with thumbs like that who play pool. No biggie.

Matt leBlanc · 7 months ago

ooaaooaoaoaoohhhhh her swimming suit was wayyy tight

nick · 7 months ago

really guys? her thumbs? shes hot as hell, she quite the nerd, and oh yeah hes hot as hell. enough with the nit-picking

Pants · 7 months ago

Dude totally correct nick! I didn't spend the whole video staring at her THUMBS!!

Nate · 7 months ago

If you spent the whole video noticing her thumbs, you have failed the gay test.

kayli · 7 months ago

i think she just might be double jointed in her thumbs. have you ever seen christina agulaira sing. when she holds the mic you can tell shes double jointed.
just guessing here tho.

Dan · 7 months ago

no its just that they bend back.
mine do too and my friends go almost all the way back... which IS weird.
but i think fox's are fine

tyler · 7 months ago

ok dude you dont watch a vid of the hottest person on earth to look at her thumbs

Spanky · 7 months ago

I'd like her thumb where the sun don't shine...

WOWIE · 7 months ago

THere's no such thing as double jointed :)

Nasino · 7 months ago

her thumbs look like my GFs and i say they are fucking gorgeous, and oh yea shes hot

mr.bear · 7 months ago

whats wrong with her thumbs? im not seeing it

Frosty · 7 months ago

There is nothing wrong with her thumbs. She's beautiful. <-period

All those who complain about her thumbs are dumbasses.

Peter · 7 months ago

Shit..... she is unbelievable....
I wish I was Greg Williams....

jordan · 7 months ago

honestly, who doesnt...

frostyhongo · 7 months ago

you people are fkin retarded. how did u even NOTICE that...r u gay coz u dont look at her face body and tits ffs

Mooo · 7 months ago

I can and want to die now.

Gief new transformers kk bb.

Alex · 7 months ago

Holy crap i love the way she eats loll

so hot · 7 months ago

omg yes!
idk why but that was like the sexiest thing ever

The Spear · 7 months ago

Thanks Phil. You made my day.

:)

MajorWOot · 7 months ago

Allot of u need to get out more, shes ur girl next door, nothing special.... Id still stick her but i wouldnt say OMG SHESTHE MOST BEAUTIFULL WOMAN ON EARTH I WANT TO MARRY HER OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
And i just cant wait to see her on tv for drunk driving or some other sex/drug scandal.
lol.
AND WHAT HAPPEND TO HER ASS!!!!!!! GET OF THE DIET GIRL!!!!!

tyler Durden · 7 months ago

MajorWOot ..... yes she's SO average ....... dude what are you on !??!!

or where DO U LIVE ......

tell u what ....... I bet 100$ that you're a girl right ?

Nicole · 7 months ago

Dude, I'm a straight 16-year-old girl and I think shes hot.

chris · 7 months ago

haha im a straight 17 year-old guy, and i DEFINITELY think she's hot!

Lotus2038 · 7 months ago

lol my girlfriends hot and im a straight 20 year old guy and we both think she's hot lol who ever says otherwise GTFO

Evan · 7 months ago

Dude I know those girls take it way to far!
Don't need to kill yourself
There's a girl at my school was so rediculously hot but she went on a diet and started exercising like a beast
more power to her
but she's so thin! bye bye sexy ass... :(

Watwt · 7 months ago

Same here man, I'd hit it, but what the hell? If you haven't seen a hotter chick then her, it's possible your blind, or you don't get out nearly enough. And that's not counting the makeup on her face. At least she looks hot in Transformers, but I'd imagine the major tanning make up and what not would have to be the reason of that. Otherwise, really, she's "meh". Also, I'm guessing this photo shoot is before she put on some weight, because damn, her ribs and everything are poking out. Sort of creepy. She does need to get off her diet. Size zero ain't mah hero.

josh · 7 months ago

A great three minutes of my life. You said it would be worth it.

so hot · 7 months ago

stfu. shes super bomb

Que · 7 months ago

Done

Malthus · 7 months ago

oh no ! she has tatoos... still smoking hot though.

Brandon · 7 months ago

I think the tats are sexy. ... Time to clean up.

Brock · 7 months ago

She's so hott love it man. Thanks Phil

jdogfantastic · 7 months ago

Brian Austin Green was one LAMF

WTFBBQ? · 7 months ago

OMFG that was god damn f'kin amazing. I always thought she was hot, but this video makes her look unbelievable. AUGH!!!!!

Andrew · 7 months ago

meh,, shes ok.

Shes gone downhill, u have to admit that at least.

She was hotter in transformers.

I found this video way too long, plus i hate her tattoos, ruins everything.

Sorry Megan :(

Brendan · 7 months ago

I can has Cheezeburger?

nikki · 7 months ago

i don't like the tattoo's much on her, but megan fox is a babe

Equimanthorn · 7 months ago

Why is everyone saying "oh she has tattoos....shes now ugly". Shes said millions of times that she loves tattoos and that shes planning on getting more. On the other hand. I never knew eating chicken could look so hot....

xRoD89x · 7 months ago

I know right? she changed my concept of eating chicken w ur hands on a bbq... lol

what the fuck · 7 months ago

since when have tattoos been anything less than sexy ....she has a nice body but the makeup and face just always looks cheap...no offense.... she just has that look.

Victor · 7 months ago

That just sold millions of esquire magazines

jay · 7 months ago

I'll take a pound of nuts



THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!

Jacob · 7 months ago

Kung Pow is fucking amazing , nice comment man. I notice that not alot of people seen that movie.

Bouette · 7 months ago

hahaha kung pow is the best thing that ever came out of the silverscreen

Bouette · 7 months ago

And Btw...Megan is fking hot :)

Keith · 7 months ago

She wants to fuck herself so damn bad.

Tom Mitchell (DIT) · 7 months ago

some interesting facts about this,

It was Shot on the red camera, which is a high end digital film camera, each frame is a single still shot in RAW, for the photographers out there that means you can a much bigger range in colour, and can do more with the image in post.

the reason they used a film camera, was so Megan could act instead off just pose, getting a more natural look, and also to add the moving posters to the esquire webpage. it's just a shame we watched a 4K image down rezed and compressed on a youtube video.

regards
Tom
Redcam tec 4klondon

Geoff8 · 7 months ago

To be more precise in my opinion you should've called it a video camera rather than a film camera to avoid confusion with slide cameras and negative cameras.

It was only viable to shoot this on the 12MP Red One because it was going into a magazine rather than to full size prints, had this shoot been for prints chances are a Hasselblad a Medium Format Leica or a Canon 5D/1D would've been used.

FRANKIE · 7 months ago

chicken + beer + hot ass chick = amazing

desu · 7 months ago

I think, therefore I fap.

Omar Velasquez · 7 months ago

Proof that GOD exist and the Devil, because no way in hell i could ever have her..............bitter sweet

First time ever. · 7 months ago

So that's what a photo shooting looks like! I thought it was about being steady, but she moves! I guess it's for natural pictures, they must've been good pictures.

Hernandez · 7 months ago

fapfapfapfapfap

DynamicGuy · 7 months ago

Is this supposed to be a "day in the life" sort of thing?... a little disturbing to know that Megan wakes up, gets her swimsuit on, has a beer next to the pool and then has a bar-be-que by herself.

And what's up with the paragraph of text on her side as a tattoo?!?!? Just that alone is enough to drop 3-4 points on the hotness factor (down from 12 or 13 out of 10). Is she that fanatical about the bible or something that she has to have it tattooed to her body???

I mean come on, how about a bunny or a butterfly or something not so gangsta rapper gone born-again???

She's still hot tho. :)

PedoMcNigNog · 7 months ago

DAMMMMMNNNN

Sebastian · 7 months ago

she should be called MEgan Foxx

tim · 7 months ago

This video was pointless but I still could not stop watching, Damn Meagan

... · 7 months ago

SERIOUSLY? I do not sleep in a push-up bra, and wave my breasts around when I wake up.

Though I have to admit, I should.

nova · 7 months ago

She is extremely beautiful in a dark and dangerous kinda way. But she is also fucking awesome drinking a beer right after she wakes up...next to a pool and bbqing. Plus she eats with her fingers...what more do you want?

GLH · 7 months ago

Not sure what the point of that was. Don't really care. Probably the only reason I'll see Transformers 2. Who else is in that anyway? Doesn't matter.

Jessi · 7 months ago

lmao @ her eating a burger...

bruno rivera · 7 months ago

i think she was eating a piece of chicken or i could be wrong.

but DAMN she is amazing.

wow

jarod_99 · 7 months ago

wonderfull!

Dusk · 7 months ago

I want to touch her mouth with my penis.

fatty loves cake · 7 months ago

nothing sexier than a hot woman eating fried chicken so sultry-like

the_gwolf · 7 months ago

umm.. she is a clone :D
The guarantee text is on her left side under her arm.... Maybe along with an "Made in Taiwan" line? :D
But at least she is not on a diet like all the "stars" in these days :P

MistFir3 · 7 months ago

She eats like a man, and it's funny lol.

Green · 7 months ago

Umm... I just jizzed.

Dyspareunia · 7 months ago

She is a real hottie that's for sure. Thanks a ton for the video... I wonder what the tattoos on her side and shoulder say... I love the idea of getting awesome quotes tattooed on. Something very sexy about being able to see that she has something written on her skin but it is covered up just enough to make you wonder "What else does she have under there??" The tattoos also make me think she is a bad girl, who wants to be 'punished'.

Un-real.

Josh · 7 months ago

3:11 XD

John · 7 months ago

3:11 lol Megan is flicking us off

JB · 7 months ago

wow...i watched this twice....it makes me want to go work out for the rest of my life so that maybe someday i could have someone as hot as that..god damn it

cody · 7 months ago

Ithink her tattoos make her so much more sexy and i just jizzed in my pants

Bugsy · 7 months ago

Just another Angelina Jolie wannabe... *yawn*

laylapwnsyou · 7 months ago

what song is this?!

john · 7 months ago

SHE IS SEXY HOT!!!!!!!! HEY GUYS WATCH WHEN SHE IS AT THE POOL YOU CAN SEE AGLIMPS OF CAMEL TOE THATS HOT I COULD TAP THAT ANYDAY

Michael · 7 months ago

she's skinny and pretty, I enjoyed the vid but she's not just a 10 ... she's good tho...

slickchip · 7 months ago

I saw megan fox eating chicken..... and I "jizzed in my pants"!

Los · 7 months ago

cool song anyone know what its called and who its by?

heyman. · 7 months ago

she is hot but thats mostly plastic surgery.

SLicK · 7 months ago

OH YUM!

Mike · 7 months ago

0_0 who wakes up with makeup on.

Also, only a serbian wakes up and drinks a beer.

I like how she sticks her chest out when she wakes up, I'm gonna start doing that.

stevo · 7 months ago

WHAT SONG IS THAT ANYBODY KNOW

SpicyLightning · 7 months ago

What is the name of that song?

Aldin · 7 months ago

Thank you!

Bob · 7 months ago

this video is so pointless yet so entertaining

kate · 7 months ago

she is def one of the prettiest girlsout there

Sam · 7 months ago

You know, I feel strange that the music was actually starting to grow on me more than Megan. She's fine and all but this song is awfully catchy!

bill swank · 7 months ago

i see the real reason John Ritter passed away....He had a heart attack...HE had to work with both Megan and Kaley.......enough to make a guy die from a heart attack if he couldnt touch them LOL

TheRightStuff · 7 months ago

That chicken went to heaven.

that guy · 7 months ago

wow.

made my day.

ericthenybui · 7 months ago

Yeah, she's beautiful, but doesn't it bother you at all the way her ribs poke out of her chest and back? I mean, in the black bra scenes at the beginning you can count her ribs between her breastices and then she rolls over and her back looks like Natasha Henstridge in "Species".

Geoff8 · 7 months ago

mhm yeah you try arching your back and not have ribs poke out. If you're fit they will.

LP · 7 months ago

Hell I'm fat and my ribs show when I stretch and arch my body. Thats just how our bodies are.

As for the video, it was incredibly well done and sexy. She's definitely a gorgeous girl, and I love that she had a little bit of "baby fat" hanging over the side of her panties. It just goes to show that we ALL have it.

Not to mention you can definitely tell that she's a real eater, not just doing it for show. That was the cutest part.

Rob · 7 months ago

Song:

Chris Cornell - Climbing Up The Walls

Ethelion · 7 months ago

You are absolutely right mr. DeFranco.. I will thank you for this:

Thanx for this, it made my day!

Keep up the great work,
greetings from Norway.

InsaneAchiever · 7 months ago

Not bad chick. I think i would do her

Reader · 7 months ago

Thanks for the post. She is beautiful through and through. Keep up the good work with your blog and vids.

I'm still wondering why so many are complaining about her thumb. They would give their hand for those thumbs to do their work.

mark · 7 months ago

If joe the plumber thinks his kids are gonna be gay, show them this... unless hes stupid

Yana · 7 months ago

Her body is amazing and as a straight 18 year old girl, even I would do her. No doubt about it, very shapely, a little skinny but still hot as hell. I do think her face is kind of tatty and fierce though. Very stubborn, 'I will beat u if u step out of line'. It's not sexy, but just looking downwards helps. ;D

MyPrecioussssss · 7 months ago

We are welcome. Very Welcome.

ElDiablodelRio · 7 months ago

The song totally makes the video, what is it??

Andy · 7 months ago

Fuck. Me. Running.



and guys, her thumbs?? seriously?? she's runnin around in her underwear and you're distracted by her thumbs?

Dude.

Voo · 7 months ago

Epic, really the fact that you know a bloke in a office somewhere was like, we could promote this by showing her in everyday life.....


But in panties, it would be so much better, no?

Patrick · 7 months ago

Pube bulge when she walks in the bathing suit

Kumash · 7 months ago

thx phil...

Joe · 7 months ago

Alot of the dudes who have commented on this video are gay! Why would you all point out her flaws when clearly she is beyond gorgeous! FAGS!

Lissa · 7 months ago

As probably the second girl to comment so far i have to say that megan fox is a babe n_n..
I mean her body isn't amazing or anything, i think if she gained a few more pounds it wouldn't kill her but
She's still pretty sexy.


Oh , and i didnt see anything wrong with her thumbs?

And I don't think she would have ate her chicken like that without a camera in her face but still.. it was kinda hot?
anyways lol.
:)

Lissa · 7 months ago

Oh.
and i love her tats
:)

Pants · 7 months ago

Dude Foxy Megan for the WIN!

Lotus2038 · 7 months ago

lol my g/f loves this video 2!!!

Chaser · 7 months ago

very nice, very nice

Keyman30 · 7 months ago

Your my God, thank you!

shitinmyass69 · 7 months ago

FUCK I JERKED OFF FTO DIS!!!!!!!!

mikeFUCKaBEE · 7 months ago

i want to touch her pussy with my dick and skeet in her face! drown bitch drown!

obama15@fagit · 7 months ago

Fuck obama! stick him in that pool and make his dumb nigger ass drown!

XXL-DICK · 7 months ago

damm shes hot as hell i think she should learn why i got my nickname ;)

Gr33nSpoon · 7 months ago

3/10. tattoo's in general are trendy, especially when the camera angles tried to show them off. also looked like she was trying too hard to be sexy in a "day in the life" scenario. sorry hun, holding a beer and staggering about makes you look like a bar slut.

R · 7 months ago

if her the thumb is the only imperfection is has then i wouldnt mind being her at all!!

Vicky · 7 months ago

i would do her until i die

kait · 7 months ago

holy shit you idiots. shes so unbelievably good looking that you lameasses have to find something to pick on.. so you say she has deformed thumbs.. WHO THE F*** SAYS THAT?? :|

uouodiggi · 7 months ago

when she licked her lips i had just pictured my dick in her mouth at that point. omg! mmmmmmmmmmmmm

NickR BG · 7 months ago

Thanks! Great shoot! Really set a good mood :)

... I wander though what does it take to look at such a gorgeous woman and instead of being dazzled or inspired or ... i don't know just gasp at how radiating she is and realize you're suddenly grinning - instead to look for imperfection, for ugliness, or dirt ... I guess it comes from comparison to ones' "unique" self...
My advise to these connoisseurs of famine form and proportion - read Exupery! Even better - start with the little prince. Especially the part about the Fox :) !

Thanks again sxephil ! And cudos for the foreigners commenting "da stupid americans"! I am from Eastern Europe (not the best place for the US Government to win a Foreign Policy Popularity Contest) yet it bugs me too.- just like any other "national" generalization, prejudice etc.

Well cheers ...better stop... 'logorhea' taking ove... must stop :)

Izzy · 7 months ago

Megan Fox is my goddess, I think shes amazing :D I'm a girl so it shows shes appealing to both sexes :P Seriously though shes beautiful, outspoken and doesnt give a shit what anyone thinks of her so I think all those insults about her thumbs and other silly insignificant things have probably fallen on deaf ears.. seriously, guys are bitchier than girls, it makes me laugh :P

Chris · 7 months ago

Hot but her tattoos totally ruins it. I personally don't like tattoos. I guess I could imagine her tattoos as her extreme freak show -like birthmarks.

PJ · 7 months ago

Makes me want to be chicken.

MWC · 7 months ago

Simply awsome. Truely beautiful!

The Obscured Un-Known · 7 months ago

I could just spend the whole day staring at her. And the tatoos shows that she is a 'bad girl.' Not saying I wouldn't sleep with her :), just saying I could spend the whole day with her... Yup.

Duhhnut · 7 months ago

So, she acted like a man the whole video.. that's hot? Cool.

sean · 7 months ago

i think i hav a boner

KD · 7 months ago

who in the hell noticed thumbs? I'm a straight woman and I never saw thumbs. You guys need to seriously question your sexuality if THAT is placed in front of you and you look at thumbs :) Don't even get me started on the tats.

AdAyAfTeRu · 6 months ago

Its just guys who never really had a girl and all they do is spend time staring at them.... i feel bad for those poor bastards

kirerux · 6 months ago

+1

cubeslave · 6 months ago

Thumbs? I assume she has thumbs, but I didn't really ...

yeah, I know that was your point...

Of course, although foot fetishist get all of the attention, I have to assume there are hand fetishists as well.

Lawll · 6 months ago

Dude, untill this video i didnt even know she had arms. Im just saying that those guys that actually studied her hands really need to prioritise!

handicapped · 6 months ago

if you wanna talk about how whoever noticed her freakish thumbs knowing how unbelievably sexy she is. you shut the fuck up you dirty twat! girls as well are incredibly judgmental! who gives a shit if a guy noticed her thumbs. oh you girls feel bad for the guys that have never had a girl. its because cunts like you treat them so bad. you and your dirty pussy need to get a life! go fuck yourself.

somehting.com · 5 months ago

there's something wrong with you if you don't find her hot!

HaloJDawg · 7 months ago

OMG!!!
first of all, you people are retarded for hatin cuz of someone's thumbs...especially when its not that noticeable...
and second of all...i can die happy now :)
that video was amazing
I definitely wish I was the camera guy. and I officially love esquire now...

Sean · 7 months ago

dude you read my fucking mind.

damanwitdacan · 6 months ago

that was nice. i don't see y there are always ppl watching these videos... i mean i do like once and a while but come on. get a girl.

HaloJDawg · 7 months ago

to Gr33nSpoon

fuck off... Megan Fox is at least a 9/10....you don't like the video shoot, so what, it don't mean bitch and whine about how it makes her look like a slut...

HI · 6 months ago

UR WRONG SHES A 10/10

Heather · 6 months ago

i even think so, and im a striaght woman!

josh · 6 months ago

ur both wrong shes 200/10

Yamonie · 7 months ago

Who sleeps in their bra?
Do you understand how uncomfortable that is?!
LET THEM BREATHE!

mike · 7 months ago

Sleep in your bra and your breasts wont sag as much as you get older. perhaps it's too late for you.

Liz · 6 months ago

Actually, sleeping in bras is really bad for you and doesn't correlate with saggy breasts at all, so don't blame that for your flabby man-breasts.

AdAyAfTeRu · 6 months ago

lol!!!!! liz [1] mike[0]

CrazyFishDancer · 6 months ago

So no bra is good for everyone then?

Awesome.

I can't even see these horrible thumbs which she apparently has.

Z · 7 months ago

What's the song called?
I searched but i cudnt find it

Z · 7 months ago

NVM i found it

HI · 6 months ago

What is it?

HI · 6 months ago

nvm found it its at the end of this vid

Daz · 7 months ago

What's all this talk about thumbs? I didn't notice anything weird about her thumbs, or even notice her thumbs at all for that matter.

Anyways, that was amazing!



P.S. Thanks

dave · 7 months ago

err pointless blah

Skippy · 7 months ago

WTF is wrong with you people...THUMBS???
A smoking hot goddess, living proof of the Divine is in her bra and panties, swimsuit... then in a little black dress and garter... and you see her THUMBS??? This is the END of western civilzation

AtanasL · 7 months ago

shes not that hot to be honest.

SuckerFool978 · 6 months ago

Finally I find someone who agrees with me.

Matt · 7 months ago

Don't know how I ended up here (all I know is (i) it began with an MMA link to youtube on the ESPN website and (ii) it must have had something to do with Megan Fox, but when it was all said and done (or maybe immediately prior to that, as I'm still writing), the only feeling I was left with was the unpleasant suspicion that I knew the answer to the question first asked (and, credit where due, answered) by the complex SIM who calls himself "Z". It could only be Chris Cornell's voice, and, not to spend too much time on a digression from Megan Fox, it might be the poorest piece of music I've ever heard from him or the band he famously fronts. Of course, as "Z" no doubt realized after some intense head-scratching, the song credit was among the other credits certain to show up at the end of any piece of film-making with the kind of commercial backing behind this one, but what I found interesting was that the name of the song and the name of the production company seem to be related ("the wall" or "up the wall" or something). So does Chris Cornell (remember folks this is still about Megan Fox) have a production company and did he write the company anthem during a brief visit to a men's room somewhere or did he write his worst song ever presumably under a one-off contract with a production company that (i) wanted the song to include a refrain featuring the name of the company itself and (ii) is off to a wobbly start if this video is any indication (and I probably wouldn't pass judgment, as I normallly have little to spare, but for the director's/editor's decision to include the scenes in which she's eating fried chicken immediately after the shot in which the curvature around the crotch of her bathing suit is so engrossing that it's almost pause-worthy; I think i have an healthy appreciation of the connection between the sensuality of the finger lickin' good and the sexuality of the, well, finger lickin' good, but the juxtaposition of those two moments was about as alluring as my alarm clock on a Saturday morning after a sleepless Friday night). Point being, Cornell competes with any musician on the planet in terms of prolific song-writing that meets a minimum quality standard (genre adjusted perhaps) every time - until now. To my knowledge, this song lowered forever the minimum quality standard one can always expect from Chris Cornell the songwriter, and by more than a smidge . If he was somehow obligated to write the song in Megan Fox's dressing room in 10 minutes while she was standing nearby running a final wardrobe check, it might make sense, but otherwise, what a lame song. (Oh yeah, to Phil (in case you read these comments): pretty funny show (I saw Wed. 5/6) - parlay it, man, parlay it . Just a question - what happens during the the film cuts between each separate piece of commentary on the show (not sure there's one in every case but I noticed they occur regularly)? I like the pace of the show - do you use them just to keep the run time of each episode to a minimum or do you prepare for each continuous clip of film separately (no offense intended but the show is pretty snappy and you move quickly between topics so that possibility occurred to me)? Anyway I'm on youtube maybe 5-10x/month but not too familiar with shows/channels and such, but yours is one I'd watch again. Late -

Matt

Sean · 7 months ago

dude it wasn't that bad of a song im not saying that it's his best, but i do like the song.

Scott · 7 months ago

Wow, do you write books or something, that is one of the longest comments I have ever seen.

Backflipps · 6 months ago

I hate you i read about 5 lines and gave up. get the fuck out my house bc no one will read that shit.

Timone &amp; Pumba · 6 months ago

I read it :P

X · 7 months ago

What about her thumbs? i looked trough the video again and they look normal.....
is there somthing i am not seeing here?

Texican · 7 months ago

I'm just pissed off that she wore my last clean shirt...

BoB · 7 months ago

holly.. crap...... she's hot doing anything.. >.<

smiling fool · 7 months ago

I totaly agree bob, megan fox is hot! Though I wanted them to have a close up on her tits... tats, i ment tats. :P

YukonWildAss · 7 months ago

She could not have thumbs at all and I wouldn't care

dan · 7 months ago

Her feet are retarded.

Ninja · 7 months ago

Nice Cameltoe!

MzKitty · 7 months ago

she looks pretty HOT to me.. and omg its nice to see a chick in hollywood actually eat something....

Bey · 7 months ago

If I can't be her, then I'd just go lesbian and have her... she's too hot for this world dammit.

Jazz · 7 months ago

Yeah, the Gods smiled down on her.. Some women would kill to look like her.... including me!

EWW · 7 months ago

I wish she had "forgot" her panties!!

Dragon150043 · 7 months ago

wow....never thought eating would be such a turn on....

And she drinks beer?? shes probably DTF too :P

EGtheBeast · 7 months ago

holy crap she's smokin. cant wait for transformers.

Tsimnuj · 7 months ago

I can die a happy man, now. :D

maddox_ · 6 months ago

She's too bony to be hot. Has the body of a little boy with fake tits. Not really my idea of sexy, but a cute enough face.

Shorty · 6 months ago

Agreed! She's a skeleton with a bonus of skin and boobs.. How can people think ppl that skinny are attractive, I'm a pretty small girl myself, wearing a size 1 jean, and I HATE it! She just looks so plain, theres nothing special or unique about her.. she's identical to any other skinny wannabe in Hollywood or LA. But its whatever. She should just die. Her life has no meaning but to give guys boners. wooooooooo...

CrazyFishDancer · 6 months ago

cough...jealous...cough

YouAreJealous · 5 months ago

I agree, girls that don't like her are jealous, guys that don't like her are gay. She's hot.

inavision · 6 months ago

Awesome! d-_-b

Laura · 6 months ago

I would quite literally hit that in a second. She is the fucking hottest woman I have ever seen.

cheshireccatt · 6 months ago

even with clubbed thumbs she seems to make it up with the rest of her. Funny how there is no "perfect person"!!

bunnychan · 6 months ago

she got lip injections, a nose job, and a boob job. i'm a girl and i thought she was super hot but once i found that out it changed my opinion. natural=hot. fake=not.

RW · 6 months ago

Miller Lite is now my beer of choice.

Mr Obvious · 6 months ago

Man she's lazy, just lies around all day drinking beer after getting up around noon. Plus she was a very messy eater. And the thumbs? yeah - freaky. I didn't notice it first time but I see what you mean upon watching it again. I might still date her for a while, but no way I'd marry her. Beer, burgers and laziness means she's gonna be fat when she gets a little older.

Camille · 6 months ago

Yeah, any guy who marries her is gonna have something thrown at him is he asks her to clean up the bathroom, or do the dishes. . .I guess SHE has enough $ for a cleaning lady.. .
And those table manners, my god!
I'm female and I'm not jealous, I do think she's hot:), but I feel a little sorry for her after reading an article in "Elle" magazine. I wouldn't want a life of paparrazzi following *me* (haha) the minute I leave the front door, and existing SOLELY as jerk-off material for millions of guys around the world.

Camille · 6 months ago

Hey, I don't wear glasses! I was vain enough to get LASIK surgery:) Why couldn't I choose my caricature?
No big deal.

Jody M/ jmicaallef · 6 months ago

God she looks schmokin hot!
I am bi and thinks she is one hell of a sexy lady
god damn it i would love to look as hot as her

Chaplain · 6 months ago

dudes, some cameltoe action starting from 3:09-3:11...

Chaplain · 6 months ago

my bad, I mean 0:57-0:59

KG · 6 months ago

Get the Megan Story- like I need to read that. She's Fan-tastic

Ice Man · 6 months ago

I think I just had an accident in my pants!!!! She is freaking awesome, if she would only put down that Miller Lite and grab a real beer.

Jay · 6 months ago

WTF. thumbs? i did notice that tatoo, but mostly i just noticed my erect penis. lmao.

Simon:) · 6 months ago

Wow she is FINEEEEE. :)
10/10

Anyone else watching the Transformers 2 Movie cuz shes in it :)
Mmmmm
Megan Fox + Robots Blowing Up = Orgasmic :o

Tyrannosaur · 6 months ago

I noticed her thumbs were opposable, which would be weird if she were a lemur.

bob · 6 months ago

she is soo sexy
she should seroiously be naked in his
by the way her boobs are huge

ray · 6 months ago

that is a sexy photo shoot of megan fox hot women

Aiden · 6 months ago

Wow. Megan Foxx is a fucking BABE.

Andre · 6 months ago

shes fucking hot i had a boner 4 like 3 weeks from this vid

BlobberMAN · 6 months ago

I did notice her thumbs cause i saw it on this article ( forgot name something with '' celebrities actually have flaws'') she has thumbed thumbs which means they are short and stubby and look like clubs ( like cavemen sticks) i just noticed because i wanted to know if they were at all noticeable and they aren't at all is amazingly beautiful and she just happens to have a flaw that isn't to bad

Master Smiley · 6 months ago

I am not that coherent when i first wake up. I would love someone in a movie or w/e to actually do a really good job at a wake up scene. I (now that im home from college) usually don't realize that im awake and talk about things i just dreamed about to my mom (my dads at work by the time i have to wake up for classes at the community college) like she knows what they are then 10 mins later i realize what i just said makes no sense at all. Shes used to me saying nonsensical things by now.

its my birthday · 6 months ago

my is she squirming so much??? it almost looks like shes dancing but she has no music. haha

kenan · 6 months ago

guys who notice thumbs are gay and will never ever have a girlfriend

wednesday · 6 months ago

yea...

Bad Boy for Life · 6 months ago

I need a smoke.... seriously... some of you noticed her thumbs? I still can't get past the flashing of that black garter belt..... my mind is racing..... crap... I need another smoke!

Kaylee · 6 months ago

she's very fidgety

Dr. Johnny Love · 6 months ago

Megs your gorgeous darling.
Absolutely breathtaking !!!
xoxox Luv.

Camille · 6 months ago

I think guys should read articles in WOMEN'S magazines about 'girls' like Megan Fox., She did an incredibly sexy photo shoot for ELLE:), but the poor thing is having huge struggles with identity (both stated and 'implied' in the article). She DOESN'T want to live the persona of a pinup - hence the Marilyn Monroe tattoo.

I think she is hot because, unlike other more insecure, competitive models/actresses, she tries to take good care of herself (only my opinion). I don't believe any rumors of lip injections or breast implants. And I can't believe she's only something like 23 yrs old, FAR worldlier than I am, at 32. She's got balls -always commendable for a lady:) As the saying goes, "well-behaved women never make history."

SatanistSin · 6 months ago

she is tooo hot ... it actually makes me mad that there is no chance I'll ever even meat a girl that looks this good let alone get with her

bella87 · 6 months ago

GUYSS she has a TOE as a thumb...she's had surgery done

http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/me...

look closely its a toe

Collin McMartin · 6 months ago

yea she's hot like plenty of other women out there but x times more conceited for agreeing to make a video about herself wearing nothing but skimpy outfits and that is the whole point of the movie.. skimpy outfits.. but yea she's hot thumbs and all

ashley hoffman · 6 months ago

wow

david · 6 months ago

she gets fucked like 10 times a day i dont really see her attractive anymore

unknwn09 · 6 months ago

shes had lots of plastic surgery thou but shes beautiful, she's had breast implants, nose job, she had her lips done, so yeah but whats really the point of this video?

Grantimus Prime · 6 months ago

I would kill millions and millions and millions of people just to have sex with her ONCE :D

cm92 · 5 months ago

did anyone else notice how good the chicken looked?

Jarhead · 5 months ago

She used to be a stripper you know.

Jackpong · 5 months ago

nice tits, good butt, i would split it in half with my dong.

Nabuguy · 5 months ago

Thanks phil

napy8gen.com · 5 months ago

watching the video makes me hungry... :D

thanks btw for the vid

meganfox · 5 months ago

Phil, take this video off right now!

jared · 5 months ago

giggity giggty giggty giggigty GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thanks phil great vid

Kim · 5 months ago

She looks good, very sexy ....waste up....she looks anorexic below her boobs....kinda sad. Girl needs a little more meet on that ass

Billy · 5 months ago

She is by far the hottest woman in the entire world to me. She looks soo fucking sexy in this video especially when she wake up. 2nd sexiest part was when she was dipping her feetin the pool and looking at camera. I just like that part.

Nice video. I would do anything for her.

benb · 5 months ago

Not my style, I like 300+,, oh ya its like sleeping in a tent every night.

Billy · 5 months ago

To everyone with no common sense, its obvious she doesnt do this everyday. It was a photo shoot. Shes not a lazy person that doesnt leave her house....

bulbusboofaunt · 5 months ago

God, I remember watching this when you first posted it. This is what made me realize that Megan Fox is the hottest woman out there right now.... Aaaah, the memories... haha.

adam · 5 months ago

Holy shit, it's so hard not to fucking love her. she's so gorgeous

kristen · 5 months ago

Wow, I'm a chick and I have the biggest girl crush on Megan Fox. I hope girl crushes are normal, my boyfriend doesn't seem to think so.

Bobo · 5 months ago

She has a camel toe!

Dillon Shantz · 5 months ago

um... my eyes just caught fire.

chris · 5 months ago

first of dont ask stupid questions phil megan fox is always sexy dude she was reall sxy in this pics. Is it trues she with shia labouf or whatever his name is the dude in trasfomers
bad speelind (=.=). anyway JK about the stupid ? thing

chris · 5 months ago

damn i need to go back to school ma speeling is horrable

janellyhawks · 5 months ago

She is beautiful. I feel very average compared to that. But I look at the lines on my face and think... It doesn't matter. I look at the part of my belly (after having babies) that won't go away with sit ups and think... It doesn't matter. I look at my imperfect teeth and think...It doesn't matter.
I'm sure, like every other person in the public eye, she looks at herself and sees every imperfection and thinks...it's all that matters.

James · 5 months ago

Thank you, closest i can get to waking up to and spending a nice summer day with a goddess.

Alex · 5 months ago

Damn the way she eats is so sexy. Everything about her is sexy!

Agathon · 5 months ago

I dont like how Megan Fox can do anything on camera and its always so amazing/fascinating/popular/etc. this is likely 10x better than that 50 Cent movie. . . and all she did was wake up, crack open a beer in front of a bbq, and put and a dress on/check herself in a mirror.

Towel · 5 months ago

I officially saw camel toe at 1:08.

109productions · 5 months ago

What can I say? She makes me hard.

Danny Kidane · 4 months ago

honestly her eating, thats pretty obsessive
but she really is smoking

maxed13 · 4 months ago

Dear Lord! You know watching her hurts just a little bit.

krisfosho94 · 4 months ago

phil, please tell me the name of the song!!!!
and yes, megan fox is indeed, smoking hot :D

howl · 4 months ago

Just reminding you Phill, You rock life.

Just saying..

longshot1710 · 4 months ago

whats hotter her or that bbq?

jazzi · 4 months ago

Is this supposed to make people think she's like us? O.o All it was was 6 minutes of her rolling around and being lonely. Just because she has a nice body doesn't mean 6 minutes of her drinking bear and having solo cookouts is at all entertaining. God... Wtf?

Hina · 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's not what she usually tans in. ;)
Do you guys see any tan lines?

Name · 4 months ago

Thank you phil. Wait, why am I writing a comment, what am I doing, I'm missing it! And yes, the bra and panties are rockin.

newbo · 4 months ago

Shit, I need new pants... thanks alot phil

Fanboy · 4 months ago

is it just me or did i c her having a camel toe @ 00:56-00:60 ?

Mik · 3 months ago

Very sexy and she looks like she wold be fun just to hang with.

jonnybo20 · 3 months ago

do you know what i like about this vid ?? EVERYTHING!!!! 1 shes on her back for most of it . 2 she drinks beer! 3 she knows how too cook 4 she looks like that!!!
AMAZING!!

Akrus · 3 months ago

GOD it hurts just to watch this video she is way to hot

KELLOGG · 3 months ago

she eats like a normal person AWESOME

SofiaMarie · 3 months ago

megan fox is proof that you cannot be that hot and be smart and be nice. you only get to pick two. Hse picked smart and hot, and she sure got it!

Nikky D · 2 months ago

Five stars for honesty. I have to say, she is delicious. Don't listen to those boys, Megan! Who knows what a girl wants better than another girl? I could sure treat you right. That is, if I dated cheap whores. Darn shame that I don't.

Saeed · 2 months ago

Fuck.....Me.....

dunecat · 2 months ago

Fkn get up, change into swimsuit, drink some beer, fkn fry up some shit sweet